—u/SuperRob —u/HydraHamster “I will admit that I — then a 13-year-old boy — cried seeing Titanic in the theatre, but it was because I drank my Mountain Dew too quickly and didn’t want to miss the drawing scene (better than I could have hoped for!) or awaited-sinking by getting up to use the restroom. It was the closest I’ve ever come to bursting my bladder.” —u/morroia_gorri The, dialogue, is, so, ungodly, slow, in, that, movie. I, can’t, express, how, horrible, it, is, to, watch, at, normal, speed, because, there, are, long, awful, pauses, between, each, and, every, word, spoken." —u/KFredrickson “It’s the first movie in years where I couldn’t make it through and had to turn it off.” —u/unluky10 —u/greenlemons404 “I didn’t give up on it, but I swear I left the theater not knowing what year it was anymore.” —u/PurposeOk7918 —u/CWRules —u/jkhabe “I liked Babylon, but hated the last 30 minutes that were a recap of the whole movie. It was an unnecessary addition to an already long film.” —u/AlvTellez Just give it 20 minutes. I guarantee you will watch it all and realise you’re grinning as you watch it. It’s great." —u/Lego_Nabii —u/creptik1 —u/TobiasFunkeFresh —u/Kronikinsanity “The film had too much dialogue. It needed a little less conversation, a little more action.” —u/Notcorrectallthetime —u/bitchfacevulture “I checked out around the fourth time The Rock was floating in midair staring sullenly into the distance for an uncomfortable length of time.” —u/ScyllaOfTheDepths —u/Heath_co “I haven’t watched the theatrical cut [of Gladiator] in over a decade now. The extended version gives it room to breathe, better justifies the subplots with Lucilla and with Maximus’ old servant and doesn’t drag because the film already has me wanting more.” —u/Danhuangmao —u/HabitatGreen —u/-Gigi_the_cat- “This film is excruciating. I felt like time had literally slowed down, maybe that is what hell really feels like.” —u/TieOk1127 —u/goblin_goblin —u/goaltaylor33 “Yup, this is the one. After Batman finally catches the Joker it feels like the end, but the film still has a ways to go. I remember thinking, ‘Wait, it’s not done yet?’ when I first watched it.” —u/GriffinFlash —u/Davicitorra “Fun fact: My parents always turned off The Sound Of Music when they [the characters] got married. I didn’t learn there was more until I was 14 and we went to see The Sound Of Music stage play. There I was, sitting in the audience, expecting the curtain to fall, and then fucking Nazis show up.” —u/teatalker26 —u/Pilsberry22 —u/DreadedChalupacabra The only surprising scene was when Jonah Hill was good at basketball, but there was no follow-up to it. If it had been used for Eddie Murphy to realise there was more to this guy than he thought, it would have been fine, but it was inconsequential." —u/baconwiches —u/Babayaga20000 —u/Grantagonist —u/EthanEpiale Baz Luhrmann has just tricked you into watching two movies that are pretending to be one movie. You now get to watch Australia 2.’ —u/Azuretower —u/EliseOvO “My husband won free tickets. We went to the cinema together. I was actually enjoying it. I found the whole thing ridiculous and not believable, but I enjoyed myself. Then, there was a loooooong time of explosions. And then the movie ended, I thought. I was like, ‘Great! 90 mutes is a good length for a movie.’ But then they went to fucking China and it took another hour to end. It was so incredibly boring, which could all be avoided if they just cut it off at 90 minutes.” —u/Toiletdisco —u/xpinballwizard —u/Snoo-35252 “‘Pearl Harbor is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours.’ —Roger Ebert.” —u/High_Stream —u/Donkey__Balls
