—neemakat “Hollywood had me thinking you kiss for two seconds and then BOOM! Intercourse is happening!! Let’s have a 10-second silence for these poor women in movies who get zero foreplay and just have a penis rammed into them immediately….” —rachelh4813f3c57 —wildone “Sex is never awkward, everyone knows exactly what the other person likes without asking, and that moment on which you both awkwardly stand there waiting for the condom just does not exist.” —mondaygomez —harli –valezabakolli —arholten —denishar “Women always keep their bra on?! In so many films they lie there afterwards with their bra on?! And why keep it on during sex?! Nipples are important…” —jadelouisas —e44460b590 “They pretend that shower sex is sexy when it’s really not, just slippery and awkward.” —samantham46531ff01 “Shower sex is super easy and super sexy – it’s not, it’s awkward, difficult and you’re just asking to slip and break your leg.” —bexybep —insaned
–tomvyto –hanifahrahman —julesmam “I always believed that the first time would be this super romantic and perfect thing, where afterwards you both end snuggled in bed and talking about life. Not a disaster and awkward moment.” —sarabeltran —princessminion555 —chloep41d4c2717 —bookwrmxoxo —j448ee13a5 —rachelh4813f3c57 —rebeccalynns40879b8d0 “That you wear your man’s button-down shirt around the house after you fuck. Lmao.” —justwannasleep –adaenechi —ginak4b02702a6 “Movies never show women peeing after sex. As if UTIs aren’t a thing. For goodness sake, ladies, pee after sex.” —steffye —hayleyh4cf4f68a1 “There’s no cleaning up to be done afterwards. Sex is messy, and it’s unrealistic to have two characters do the deed and then just carry on about their business. WHERE ARE THE WET WIPES PEOPLE?” —hayleyc432c2b43d —c4242ff8c1 “Movies made me think that you’re always going to wake up with perfect hair and makeup.” —aleeh4b6e65068
