Females? Wearing pants? What’s next, females…getting jobs? 2. If you press on your shirt right above your breastbone and it “spring[s] back,” it’s too tight. Note: “Well-endowed ladies need to be extra careful!” 3. For button-downs, put your hands on your hips and try to touch your elbows together in the back. If there’s a gap, it’s too tight. 4. Your shirt must have sleeves and cover your upper arms and back. 5. Don’t wear a top that has “writing or a message” because “a confident lady has the good taste not to use her bosom as a billboard.” 2. No slits — they “attract men’s eyes to your legs.”