I figured it’d be nice to have a chuckle at some of the weird, wild, ridiculous or just dang cute things our students have said and written this year. So, what’s your favourite quotable moment from this year?" Dear student, I found your calculator left in [classroom]. It has your name on it. I’ve got it at my desk. Student: Thanks, but it can’t be mine. Mine’s gone missing. The student and said calculator were soon joyously reunited, much to the bewilderment of the student." —u/mairelon As I was about to cut him off, he said ‘Melinda Oswald’ and I went silent and was shocked, because yes, I did used to root Jeremy’s mum… Literally walked right into my staffroom and got my HOD [Head of Department] to take the lesson, because it was so awkward and they caught on by my silence that it was actually her." —u/c0nn0r_95 Student 2: They would be called Manspider. Student 1: But what would their superpowers be? Student 3: They could pay taxes and eat kebabs. Student 2: And watch Netflix." —u/OnosTheYounger Student: I’d go as high as possible, so my vape doesn’t die. They weren’t technically wrong." —u/user042973 The kids proceeded to look at me like I was an idiot and said: Toilet, sir. Another time when I wore my lavender shirt to school, one of my year sevens said I look like the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka." —u/Shadowedsphynx —u/yearofthesquirrel —u/Gr0uchPotato Student: I think I’m just kinda shit. It really has been a long term!" —u/taylordouglas86 The answer: White people." —u/ShitSportOpinions
