“Getting older to reach adulthood was fun. Getting older to reach being a senior citizen is less fun.” —u/GettingBetterz “I hate getting drunk now. Even by the end of the night, I just feel exhausted and sick; then, the following day is always such a waste. I can’t be bothered anymore. “I’m pregnant right now, and I just go to my friend’s parties sober. I have just as much fun as I ever did. I guess it helps that I’m confident in who I am now, so I don’t need the boost from alcohol.” —u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins “I don’t understand why places have the music cranked so loud that you can’t even hear yourself talk. Seriously, who’s enjoying that?!” —u/idratherchangemyold1 “I call them expensive cheap things. My wife bought a pair of orthopedic sandals for maybe $100 dollars less than six months ago, and the sole is separating from the rest of the shoe. She’s going to try to glue it back together. It’s ridiculous…I have boots I bought in the early ’90s that I wore for years that are just as sturdy as the day I bought them.” —u/FalconBurcham —u/kittyqueenkaelaa