–u/elf1980 –u/Insane_Inkster –u/Jerrybeshara Fortunately no trees broke, he was able to finally get my van unstuck and out of the field. It cost me $440, which I didn’t have so I had to call my uncle to borrow it. The whole damn thing was such a mess. I got her home close to midnight and had exactly zero sex that day. She never even saw the futon or had any idea what we were doing until I told her my failed plans as I was driving her home. She stuck it out with me, dumb decisions and all. We were married for 14 years, and our children are 23 years old now. We divorced in 2013, but she’s still like my best friend, so it’s a fairly happy ending. What a classy guy, right? What woman wants to bang in the back of a box van? Lol. Horniness makes ya do some dumbass shit." –u/Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi
