Her blood test came back completely normal, except for a BAC of 0.24 — three times the legal limit. My grandma is 90 years old, about 4'8", and 100 pounds. She hadn’t eaten anything all day because she knew they were having a big dinner. She also ordered another martini while no one was looking, so the second martini was actually her third." —u/dalgeek —u/Gloofa08 —u/RogerBernards —TaZvezda —u/Ponyboysblues —sayhellopumpkin —u/Suspicious_Station83 —itswhatever25 —mussermelina —Dianalia —carolines4f3e1a91c
