“I had a client shit his pants while getting his tongue pierced. No words were spoken. Just a silent understanding of what had transpired.” —u/Breeble “This right here is why you need to have emergency savings. The emergency here being that you need to quit your job on the spot to preserve your sanity.” —u/KiiboKits “What do you mean when you say they have no hair and why is that? Does it fall off?” —u/Shinrin-yoku97 “Because there’s so much competition for food with a severe roach infestation, the roaches will eat the hair on these people’s faces while they sleep.” —u/picklepotty121 “Wow, actually a decent manager. I imagine 999/1000 would’ve made you do it.” —u/Ryoukugan
